I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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