did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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