Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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