google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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