After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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