wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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