Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Can I color on your dick again?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize