Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Is it penis luge time yet?
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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