I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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