Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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