Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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