Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
