Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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