After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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