bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's shark week go big or go home
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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