The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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