you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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