Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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