It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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