there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize