Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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