once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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