I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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