I need help removing her.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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