Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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