she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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