Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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