Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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