Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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