Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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