I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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