youre lurking in front of me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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