Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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