He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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