Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She needs sedatives and a leash
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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