Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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