If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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