Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
