HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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