I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
be right there i have to get my cape
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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