Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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