so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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