i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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