I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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