They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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