so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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