just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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