margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
