you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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