I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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