yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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