I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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