just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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