Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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