i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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