she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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